My husband likes to astound everyone with his large store of knowledge. This past Christmas he said to everyone that in every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
Yeah, he’s just an incredible pile of brains. The fact he purchased a gas guzzler in early 2008, about three minutes before gas prices jumped to $4.00 a gallon was another one of his amazing moves. He bought it with cash, too, because he had just obtained an inheritance. I suppose it was superior than putting it into the stock market, especially with him, because his last investment in huge TV satellite dishes hit just before they tanked out of the market. He saw one at his cousin Marvin’s in Mississippi and thought it was the next greatest. What do you expect from someone who believes he was best personal friends with Robert Di Nero’s next door neighbor when he was in elementary school?
Well, my next big thing was discovering how his stupid, paid-for Cadillac Escalade actually comes in handy for more than camping trips. We came up short on money a few weeks ago because of a broken washing machine, and I needed about $500 to get a new one. So I went to a car title loan company I found online. Sure enough, with Walburg Car Title Loans, I was able to get the $500 in a couple days. The perfect fix, and finally that inheritance is helping me out as well. It’s the nearest thing to Superman in this home.